The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer

race where boys become men and 

men puke in the bleachers behind 

the track.
eBib text : The Beer Mile: A four-lap, four-beer race where boys become men and men puke in the bleachers behind the track.

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And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly fast
Am I the only runner who has no  interest in running an ultra??
Nobody is too busy, it's just a matter of priorities
The fact that stretching & foam rolling  actually does make me a better runner  is offensive to me
"Can you can take a pic of us?" "Are you sure? You don't look good."
Currently enjoying four and a half  inches of fresh snow. Or as many men say, "about 7 inches"
My circle small but we're all funny
I suck at Christmas shopping. I be like "wow this is sooo cute......... for me"
No one: Me: do you want your present now?
It's disgusting how much i replay  a song when i love it
Friends who are patient when you  need to take a dump mid-run >>>>>>
Whenever I see someone running  faster than me I say "they're not going as far" –takes the sting out of it
Having a running friend with positive energy and a good heart is a blessing
" wHy DoNt YoU PosT oN InStAgRam  oFteN? " Bitch because I'm injured,    mind your business
All my childhood punishments have become my adulthood goals. Eating  healthy, waking up early, not  going out on weekends,  sleeping early... Weird.
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