The four stages of my day off: 1. I'll go for a run & do so much stuff 2. LATER, I'll do lots stuff 3. EVENTUALLY, I'll do some stuff 4. OH NO
eBib text : The four stages of my day off: 1. I'll go for a run & do so much stuff 2. LATER, I'll do lots stuff 3. EVENTUALLY, I'll do some stuff 4. OH NO
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When you're on the runningwarehouse website and your husband asks "do you really need that?" Do I really need you, Greg?
Most common thoughts during a run: What in the actual fuck...? How in the actual fuck...? Why in the actual fuck...? During the last mile: Fuck yeah baby!! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!
"I used to hate running." –every current runner everywhere
One day you're young and carefree and the next you apply a small piece of tape over each nipple before your run
Running a marathon is mostly whispering "for fucks sake" every time you see a mile marker
I'm only photogenic when I'm taking my own pictures, Idk what everybody else be doing... tryna sabotage me
When you realize your only 2 hobbies include running and taking naps
Me seeing a personal trainer who needs a personal trainer
You can't cheat the grind. People shed blood, sweat and tears to make this shit look easy.
You meet your first time marathoner self.... you're allowed 3 words. What do you say?
Mention someone who has always been there for you in your ups and downs
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
Imagine they delete instagram and BOOM!!! You're not a Model anymore
They won't say it but you motivate them.
It gets dark early af now.. sneaky links can start at 6 p.m. now
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