The only thing preventing me from

smashing my alarm clock this morning

is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
eBib text : The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.

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Please take your Garmin or Coros  watch off if you are wearing a dress or  formal attire. You look like a spy kid
"Today is our 4 year anniversary of  when we blacked out, went on  ultrasignup and registered for  our first 100 miler" "God, we are so fucking lame now"
I loveeee running.. like yeah everything  is terrible, but at least I can still go  for a run
Some days you just need to run with your best friend
I love how running tricks me into  thinking I'm losing weight while  training for a marathon
If running can't fix it, you haven't run enough
coach be like hey I noticed you've been having a hard time recently. I'm bout to make it worse
Thanks for being my go-to running  friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... And I'm over  here... "Fall... cooler runs.. Duh!"
My toxic trait is that I set up a budget for running and then proceed to go over that budget by an offensive amount
"I'm just gonna stretch when I get  home." Is one of the worst decisions  you make as a runner
I will tempt fate with my gas tank but start freaking out when my watch  battery gets bellow 65%
One of my 4 nephews just brought me wine and said, "Here's your recovery  juice", and now he's the one  I'm leaving everything to
me: i'll stop at 6 miles: 6.08 me: whoa, looks like i gotta run 7
7.8 billion people in the world and  you woke up to no kudos
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