The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
eBib text : The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that is it's my cellphone.
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The relationship hit different when y'all start off as running buddies
Top Seven Things About the Weekend: 1. I 2. Have 3. My 4. Long 5. Run 6. F*ck 7. Off
Anyone ever: It's getting hot in here My brain: .....so take off all your clothes ME: wtf why?? still? what year is it????
Me: wow this recovery run really makes me appreciate the easy days My mind: destroy him Me: but– My mind: I said f*cking destroy him
What feels illegal, but it isn't? Walking out of a running store without buying anything
I am officially off the market. I'm not in a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and I signed up for an ironman lmao
Science: The human body needs 8 hours of sleep to function properly Me on 3 hours of sleep: We run at dawn b!tches!
Runners are so powerful... they'll take a smiling selfie for the gram even when they're actually laying in bed like
Him: why's a pretty girl like you still single Me: i'm in training
Are you even "in training" if you aren't always sore as f*ck
I deserve pancakes and sex this morning but the way my life set up imma have to settle for 7 miles and foam-rolling session
Getting back in shape after a loooong workout hiatus is one of the best feelings. Feels like a bad b!tch has been rebirthed
We all cope in different ways. I like running and being awesome.
No one: Me: What a beautiful day to go for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
My running group circle over the past few years: 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020
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