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Is it even marathon season if you don't eat every fucking thing in sight?
There are only two types of people in the world: – "it's already 9pm" and – "it's only 9pm" And they marry each other
It's been "one of those days" for about 7 months now and I'm not even exaggerating
"I will not look at her tits because she is my friend." Said no runner ever
Tell me you're a plus-sized runner without telling me you're a plus-sized runner
Monday *diet day 1*: I have portioned out all my meals for a week Tuesday *diet day 2*: All my portions for the week are now gone
I hope all 5 of the people I like in the world had a great day today
{RUNNING} will break your heart, snatch your pride and leave you begging for your ever-lovin' life. But if you're willing to tread through proverbial shit, it will heal whatever it is you're ready to heal
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
My last though before I start a race: "Why am I doing this?" My first thought after i finish a race: "When can I do it again?"
I used to be stressed out a lot, but then I discovered running. I'm feeling so much better now.
Chuck Norris? Who is she?
Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry? 58. Please don't block me.
You know you're old anytime you're entering your DOB with a smartphone you get to the year and you have to spin that bitch like you're on Wheel Of Fortune
I love pointing at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were
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