Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
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Not wearing black is kinda hard to do
You know you're a runner when... you use the words 'only' 'merely' or 'just' in the same sentence as the words 'run' 'miles' and 'hours'.
Running is a lot like fishing… a relaxing outdoor activity that’s good for the soul. Scratch that— running is nothing like fishing.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, u could drag your ass over 26.2 miles just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer.... Welcome to the insanity !!
Jenna: “The Wall’s not real. It's a self-imposed mental block… like menopause.”
*googles "How To Run with a Stress Fracture"
Just so you're aware. Between mile 20 and 26.2 I start to use the word "F*ck" like it's a comma
You know you're a runner when... you see a sign on the highway telling how many miles an exit is and you think "I could run that!"
Be honest, am I famous?
Yeah, i have to ice my knees for an hour after every run, but isn’t running amazing?
Running be like well do you want depression or do u want a running injury
Ryan O’Brien: “I don't wanna say I'm better than these runners… but I am faster than they are, so draw your own conclusions.”
I'm sorry my posts on Instagram remind you of how lazy you are
Stop calling a bunch of TV episodes playing back to back a “marathon”. That’s just offensive.
Moms who run 26.2 miles just for fun should be feared by everyone
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