Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
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Long runs are a great way to justify binge eating after long runs
I was taking a walk break and someone saw me
"You're so chill"..... thanks I gave up
*driving home from Beer Mile* The officer said "You drinking?" I said "You buying" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money ASAP...
Even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends to go for a run
Shareef: “You wanna date a runner? Oh yeah? Try getting into an argument 2 miles into a 20-mile run.”
Running won't leave you on read for 12 hours btw
Jenna: “The average marathoner is 35, male, predominantly middle to upper class… I have 26.2 miles to chase down a husband.”
Once you develop that "it is what it is" mentality a lot of things stop bothering you
"What do you do for fun?" Me: I struggle
Remember you are someone's reason to smile. Because your marathon PR is a joke
Ryan O’Brien: “Most people zone out when they run. I like to focus on the pain and agony of every step. It helps pass the time.”
ADULTING IS HARD. Coffee, running, and wine make it better
My friend said that whenever she has a bad feeling about her body/appearance she asks herself "who profits off of this emotion?" and I really love how simple and incisive that is
Ryan O’Brien: “This is for testicular cancer. I'm donating a dollar for every minute of my race to charity.” Interviewer: “So the faster you run, the less money the charity gets?”
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