Therapist: and what do we do 

when we feel sad?

Me: buy running shoes

Therapist: no
eBib text : Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no

Funny eBibs

*IT band still sore AF* No one: Ibuprofen: I got you babe
I wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can't hear anything anyone is saying to me while running  up a hill
My superpower? I change from "pretty girl" to "hot, panting, smelly  wad of hair and sweat" in  under 30 minutes.  Wanna see?
Dear autocorrect, it's never cold as "duck"
Day 4 with no running:  I've lost hearing in my right eye
Y'all looove skinny runners until y'all cuddling and they get lost in the cover like a remote
Just once I would like to make it through an entire hill workout without having a WTF moment
*Me.Every.Single.Race* Not sure if runner's high or if about  to pass out.
Some people can eat everything and  not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a  picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
I hate when people ask me what  I'm doing over the weekend because  "running 10-20 miles" makes me  sound boring AND cocky  at the same time.
Took me an hour and a half of motivational self-talk to make it to the gym for a treadmill run that lasted 44 seconds. How's your day going
Does anyone actually know what you're supposed to do when people are yelling "You're almost there" at mile 5 in a marathon?
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