Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
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And here we fucking go again. I mean Happy New Year
You know you're a runner when... you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
Me during a race: I'm killing it. I love this feeling Shit this is hard. OMG I'm dying When is it over? Actually dead I love this song. Fuck this hill I can't do this anymore. FINISH LINE I fucking looove running!
my goal for 2022 is to never let myself fall as low as i did in 2021, never again.
The hardest part of training for a new race is pretending that I'm still in shape the first 30-45 days
*comes home from a run* Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth Me: "OK I'll show you my pace and splits"
I'm like "omg I've so much to do" and then I go for a run
Keeping Christmas
Name that runner friend who is far away from you but is still your best friend
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat.
it's disgusting how much I replay a song when I love it
Me anytime I have an outrageous amount of shit to get done:
If I had to describe my morning run in a movie scene it'd be the part in Elf when he gets hit by a taxi and then thanks them
One day I will solve my problems with maturity. But until then, it will be with caffeine, wine and a shitload of miles
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
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