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"Why do you run so much?" Me: Have you met my parents?
Definitely sign up for a triathlon because running isn't hard enough already and free time is stupid
Overtraining is saying "Don't over do it, you're gonna get injured" again and again until you get injured
Running a marathon has taught me so much...... How fucking terrible I am at not swearing, for example
My morning run is the portal to zero fucks land
Life Hack: Running helps you deal with annoying family members during the holidays
Different day, same shit.
If you think I'm an asshole now you should have met me before I started running #progress
Doesn't matter how cold it gets, there will always be that one runner
Look, I know you are tired. I am too but keep going. We got shit to do in 2022
Remember, your current running pace is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
sometimes during sex I get jealous of how many calories my husband is burning
I legit only drink gatorade, coffee or alcohol. I'm either hydrated, drunk or jittery as hell!
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
"Why do you run every day?" Me: So I'm less of an asshole
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