Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
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not my best year, but at least I learned a lot.
me passing someone: u slow bitch me being passed: ok Mo Farah
One day you're young and the next you're going for a 10 mile run just to get a lil mental health break
Running together is pretty high on my list of friendships. Different level of intimacy
Remember when people use to party til 4am and be at work by 7am? Y'all still do that?
I wonder how often my neighbors look at me and think "This bitch is crazy"
"That's fucked up." –Me trying to console someone
Thanks to running I have no titties BUT MY ASS flat too goodnight
This year went by so fast I ain't even got to lose weight
Ima be honest... I pay zero attention to gas prices. Tf ima do bout it... walk to practice?
Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips. Runners: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips
Coffee is so confident. It's just a wet bean, and it's like, "I'm worth $5.75 and you need me, bitch."
When you're on the runningwarehouse website and your husband asks "do you really need that?" Do I really need you, Greg?
Most common thoughts during a run: What in the actual fuck...? How in the actual fuck...? Why in the actual fuck...? During the last mile: Fuck yeah baby!! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!
"I used to hate running." –every current runner everywhere
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