Therapist: and what do we do 

when we feel sad?

Me: buy running shoes

Therapist: no
eBib text : Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no

Funny eBibs

One day you're young and carefree  and the next you apply a small piece of tape over each nipple before your run
Running a marathon is mostly  whispering "for fucks sake" every  time you see a mile marker
I'm only photogenic when I'm taking my own pictures, Idk what everybody else be doing... tryna sabotage me
When you realize your only 2 hobbies include running and taking naps
Me seeing a personal trainer who needs a personal trainer
You can't cheat the grind. People shed blood, sweat and tears to make this  shit look easy.
You meet your first time marathoner  self.... you're allowed 3 words.  What do you say?
Mention someone who has always  been there for you in your ups and downs
1% of the population will run a  marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the  remaining 99% will know  what they are missing.
Imagine they delete instagram and  BOOM!!! You're not a Model anymore
They won't say it but you motivate  them.
It gets dark early af now.. sneaky links  can start at 6 p.m. now
My two favorite things in life are going for a run and not going for a run
I don't run through injury – that would  be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the  injury exists. That's tooootally different
Me: *Delayed Muscle Onset Soreness* "I might not get on top, but ima  bend over"
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