Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
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Every man thinks every woman's dream is to find the perfect man....... Please. Every woman's dream is to eat without getting fat !!
Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
My mind still thinks I'm 25. My body thinks my mind is an idiot
if you're feeling down because u didn't PR yesterday just remember you are someone's reason to masturbate
Me trying to explain how I got into running: "I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead."
Nobody: Me: you not cold?
When she says being on top is "too hard" but you've seen her running 26.2 miles with ease
Yeah running a marathon is hard... But have you ever overdosed on viagra??? Hardest day of my life
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
I wonder what my "this is her" photo is
Some days I run to LOSE myself, other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my bling collection
"I'm in the sexual prime of my life and I'm having dreams about fucking Boston Marathon."
Why I choose to continue living: 1. out of spite 2. running 3. milfs
went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke about running as therapy and my therapist just started writing faster and faster what the hell was that
I hate people who can't take a good photo just give me back my phone bro
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