Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
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went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke about running as therapy and my therapist just started writing faster and faster what the hell was that
I hate people who can't take a good photo just give me back my phone bro
u ever look at ur best running friend like wow this human right here............. this is my favorite human
Me *after a long run or race* : don't ask me to change positions, just toss me around
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Not even their mom: FiTneSs iNFLuEnceR: "A lot of you have been asking me about my stretching routine.."
Them: You'll really take a second mortgage to do a runDisney race ?? Me: Oh dear.... You've never seen the medals
ULTRARUNNING When you need a little more "f*ck this shit" in your life
Learn to push through pain. Cause it will hurt, and hurt, and hurt, and then one day... BOOM !! Stress fracture. Then you rest
Teach your children the joy of running and they'll never have enough money to buy drugs
The way me and my running friends talk you'd think we hate each other
If her titties big, she definitely chafe
Never apologize for spending too much on running gear...Just sleep naked and let them decide if they are still mad or not
Don't think of them as hills; think of them as dicks. Sometimes they're up sometimes they're down.. but they won't be hard forever
I love when runner girls say "u probably couldn't handle me." Ok, Stephanie, I'm sure you lay on your back wayyyyyyyy better than anyone else
Me: Runs for 2 mins My heart: If you don't stop I will
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