Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
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Why is everyone at the gym asking me why I'm sitting still on the stationary bike? I'm going downhill, dude, mind your business
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
TAPER WEEK. I'm either annoyed or annoying.. There's no in-between.
By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life
Instagram is down? Now how will people know I ran today??
I have blisters on both feet, I might have a stress fracture on my left foot, and my legs are so sore it hurts to walk. But I got a shiny medal saying 'finisher' which is nice
I learn best by jumping into the unknown. –Jesse Itzler
Getting mad at your running injury is a whole different kind of angry
Me before running: ..No Me during running: ...whyyy Me after running: ..whhyyyyy Me the next day: ...whhyyyy Me to anyone that asks about running: "it's the best part of my day, you feel so great and refreshed and you should t...
You might be a runner if.... you hate when training runs don't end exactly on a whole number, but for some reason you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1and 26.2
A lifestyle change begins with a vision and a single step.
So running naked apparently means no music, no watch, no GPS, no electronics period. That would have been nice to know an hour ago.
""It could be drugs," I whisper to myself as I buy another pair of running shoes on an extremely tight budget. "At least it's not drugs.""
I skip instagram stories too fast and I end up voting on things by accident so I'm sorry if I said your dog was ugly
Your first six emojis explains your life right now. No cheating.
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