Therapist: and what do we do 

when we feel sad?

Me: buy running shoes

Therapist: no
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Completed my first marathon.  And the award for "Acting normal  when you have a crap load of pain"  goes to...... ME !!!!
Kinda annoying when you're excited to talk to someone about your upcoming     race and don't feel the same energy back.
According to my nipples, summer is over.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 26.2 miles  just for a medal, t-shirt, and a beer. Welcome to the insanity !!
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
*early morning run* During the first mile: f*ck this,  I'm tired as f*uck During the last mile:  f*ck yeah, that's what I call a good run. I can't  wait for tomorrow
Sometimes I look at all my black  toenails and wonder how long it's  been since I had all 10 of them  at the same time
Yeah sex is great but have you ever finished a run exactly on 5.0 miles?
Honestly blows my mind sometimes  how one can be so active but still have a meh body. Probably has to do with  my justifying things like  pizza because I ran 10  miles or something  like that
5:00AM Running doesn’t say 'I can’t'.. you do
When your IT band is starting to feel better, so you try running....  IT band pain: I'm back and  worse then ever baby
Running an ultra-marathon is a  socially acceptable form of insanity
Singing out loud while listening to  music during a run is the ultimate form of self care
2020 is in 3 months wtf
You might have more talent than me,  you might be smarter than me, you  might be sexier than me...  But if we get on the treadmill  together, there's two things:  You're getting off first,  or I'm going to die.  It's really that simple....
Running's a pain in the ass.  But it sure gives me a nice one.
Let's have a moment of silence for all  those who are stuck in traffic on  their way to the gym to ride  the stationary bicycle.
You glow different when you just  scored a new PR
What do running partners and dogs have in common? They’re both always there for you when the going gets tough!
I'm the kind of person that will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
Y'all ever cried over a marathon PR  you missed by less than a minute?? That's a different type of hurt right  there
NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:  ME: hey y'all do you want  to see today's splits Of course you do, here they are
I love wearing sunglasses.  Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
"I wanna run Chicago with you" –a love language
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get  punched in the throat.
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