Took me an hour and a half of motivational self-talk to make it to the gym for a treadmill run that lasted 44 seconds. How's your day going
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Your soulmate is the person who can tolerate you when you haven't had your run.
M goals for this summer: 1. Get back the lean, athletic body I had before the injury. 2. Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the injury".
If I had a dime for every mile I
Anyone else reached that age where you gain weight if you breathe?
You know you're a runner when... your bank statement is basically a race calendar.
You know what makes a long run extra hard? Diarrhea. That you can't control. UGH.
ME: Should I sign up for another race? Brain: No Wallet: No Legs: No ME: Sold!
Remember before you started running and life was normal, you slept in on weekends, had disposable income, and rarely limped? Didn't that suck?
ME: I'm just going to relax and enjoy a quiet evening at home {Mainly because I spent all my money on running gear and race entry fees}
Some days I think Forrest Gump had the right idea when he dropped everything and just kept running
10 THINGS ALL RUNNERS LOVE
You know you're a runner when... you finished 10 miles and you don't brag to your friends because it's not a big deal anymore.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a mimosa contains 34% of your suggested dose of Vitamin C.
You know you're a runner when... you see another person running and get jealous.
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