**Trying to budget my monthly expenses** Car: $300 Phone: $120 Things related to running and racing: $3,950 Utilities: $150
eBib text : **Trying to budget my monthly expenses** Car: $300 Phone: $120 Things related to running and racing: $3,950 Utilities: $150
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Just ice it... You'll be fine. Said every runner ever.
Distance Running; because with a butt this good, who needs sexy feet?
Every guy thinks every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Pshhh, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
Not tonight honey, I've got a long run in the morning...
I'm glad I'm only competing with myself because everyone else is kicking my ass.
The tree in 20 feet or the port-a-potty in over a mile?
You know you
Some people can eat everything and not gain a pound. I click "Like" on a picture of pizza and gain 5 pounds.
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
A true running friend... Waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run.
You know you're a runner when... getting new running shoes is pretty much a holiday for you!
You know you're a runner when... during summer you have the tannest legs at the beach... from the ankles up!
You know you're a runner when... you smile while passing a car with a 26.2 sticker!
Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
FACT: Every culture has a word for
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