**Trying to budget my monthly expenses** Car: $300 Phone: $120 Things related to running and racing: $3,950 Utilities: $150
eBib text : **Trying to budget my monthly expenses** Car: $300 Phone: $120 Things related to running and racing: $3,950 Utilities: $150
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I used to think runners were happy 'cause all those endorphins until I become one. Now I know it's 'cause we get to eat and drink when we are done.
You know you're a runner when... you've spent more on a race Entry Fee than groceries for the week!
Don't forget... we have to take a "run-fie" or this run doesn't count!
I don't always run on the first day of spring, but when I do .....it snows!
It's fun running in snow....in January. The first day of Spring? Not so much.
That point in the first mile of every race when you realize "I paid how much money? to abuse my body for how many miles?? and another T-shirt??"
If you were able to get just one of your friends to get up off the couch by your running or fitness posts, then it was worth annoying all the other ones with them.
You can't run a perfect marathon until you run for someone to change his life who will never able to repay you!
Ok, drivers...I'm not a proctologist, but I know an arsehole when I see one!
The best running partners create routes around bathroom stops.
I used to see a Life Coach pretty frequently, back when they were called Bartenders.
"Only a sh*t load of miles left..." are my thoughts when I begin a half marathon!
It does not matter how slowly you go... as long as you don't stop.
Trust me, running won't kill you. You will pass out first.
How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a hill it's an incline!
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