**Trying to budget my monthly expenses** Car: $300 Phone: $120 Things related to running and racing: $3,950 Utilities: $150
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I like running, the word "fuck" and three people
"So when am I supposed to feel zippy-zippy-fast and fresh?" I only have two more days until my marathon
Always run with a goal in mind –mine is to not throw up
I'm a firm believer that running makes you prettier, it's a noticeable glow
Me in the winter: I don't do well with the lack of sun and cold Me in the spring: I don't do well with allergies while things around me thrive Me in the summer: I suffer in the heat and humidity like a dying hog Me for the two weeks of...
F*ck it. Just start quoting running cliches in the comments
Sometimes, running with friends is all the therapy you need.
How many running outfits do you need for a 5 day trip? I say 15 at least.
I'm 30 but I feel like I'm 20... Until I hang out with some 20 year olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30
I called the cops on my own party last night because I was ready to go to bed
A true running friend waits for you when you need to take a dump mid-run
The most awkward thing about running with friends is figuring out which person is going to be the fast runner who is taking it easy for the day, and which person is the slowpoke who is running much faster than usual but pretending t...
I hate when the iPhone corrects "omw" to On My Way! ...I'm not that excited for a mid week long run
I run every day so I don't act like Kanye
She's a 10 but she's tired 24/7
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