"What's your favorite hobby?" Me: You mean between running and being a bitch?!?
eBib text : "What's your favorite hobby?" Me: You mean between running and being a bitch?!?
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Thanks to running I have no titties BUT MY ASS flat too goodnight
This year went by so fast I ain't even got to lose weight
Ima be honest... I pay zero attention to gas prices. Tf ima do bout it... walk to practice?
Experts: A serving size of chips is 10 chips. Runners: I eat 10 chips while standing in the pantry with the bag open, trying to decide if I want to eat chips
Coffee is so confident. It's just a wet bean, and it's like, "I'm worth $5.75 and you need me, bitch."
When you're on the runningwarehouse website and your husband asks "do you really need that?" Do I really need you, Greg?
Most common thoughts during a run: What in the actual fuck...? How in the actual fuck...? Why in the actual fuck...? During the last mile: Fuck yeah baby!! That's what I call a good run. I can't wait for tomorrow!
"I used to hate running." –every current runner everywhere
One day you're young and carefree and the next you apply a small piece of tape over each nipple before your run
Running a marathon is mostly whispering "for fucks sake" every time you see a mile marker
I'm only photogenic when I'm taking my own pictures, Idk what everybody else be doing... tryna sabotage me
When you realize your only 2 hobbies include running and taking naps
Me seeing a personal trainer who needs a personal trainer
You can't cheat the grind. People shed blood, sweat and tears to make this shit look easy.
You meet your first time marathoner self.... you're allowed 3 words. What do you say?
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