"What's your favorite hobby?"

Me: You mean between running and 

being a bitch?!?
eBib text : "What's your favorite hobby?" Me: You mean between running and being a bitch?!?

Funny eBibs

PERSON: wow you ran 17 marathons..  you must be soooo healthy!  ME: *caffeine-addicted*  *chronically tired*  *occasional binge-eating*  *shin stress-fractures*  "Haha yeah idk it's just  a lifestyle at this point"
Therapist: and what do we do when  we feel like this?  Me: we go for a run   Therapist: [nods] we go for a run
Friend: Want to run a virtual  half this weekend? Me: Oh hell no, not again  Friend: But the medal is cool Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in
#eBibsAfterDark ONE OF US IS THINKING ABOUT SEX.   ......OK, now it's TWO!!!
Shirt? In this economy???
Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off  your hijab when you get home
Ripping off your mask when you get  back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home
I will get the PR & dick I deserve  I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve  I will get the PR & dick I deserve I will get the PR & dick I deserve
NOTHING irritates a masked walker  like an unmasked runner
My doctor told me I'm low on vitamin  "D"... So I need more D... I definitely need more D
What you call morning wood, I call  breakfast in bed
Y'all complain about everything being closed. Now you're complaining about wearing masks inside places that  are open. You know what?!?  Drink the damn disinfectant.
If you have a man and my posts make you laugh or smile more than he  does, you're my girlfriend now  and I don't want you f*cking  talk to his bitch ass
Remember, your current running pace  is someone else's goal pace. Be kind to yourself
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