"What's your favorite hobby?"

Me: You mean between running and 

being a bitch?!?
eBib text : "What's your favorite hobby?" Me: You mean between running and being a bitch?!?

Funny eBibs

We don't know them all, but we owe them all
Don't come around my running group if you're sensitive. These mfs have  no filter
Lol I don't want your man, I just want  you to know I can end your relationship with one "I miss running with you" text
"How was your date?" "I played my own drinking game  where I took a drink every time she  mentioned canceled races.  I don't remember a lot."
occupation: runner AF
I wanna run an ultra - but also, yikes
Running shoes are not an apology!! Ima bend over tho
My eyes flirt more with running shoes than they do with men
Now I be like "oh shit I forgot my mask" like I'm Batman or something
Some guys have bigger boobs than  me but hey, I'm a distance runner
Don't blame the quarantine, chubbs. You were 25 lbs overweight before you were locked down with  a pallet of snacks
I'm thankful cars were invented....  Imagine waking your horse up at 2AM to go get some dick
Being a runner is mf expensive
Day 62 of quarantine: I haven't run  a real race in 4 years
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