Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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What's with the obsession with calling food or recipes "better than sex"... I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon and frankly I'm wondering if your needs are being met
Eye contact then that little smile
Nobody supports you like a social media running friend that you never met
My co-workers adding me on social media: "ok so she's f*cking weird on the internet too"
We all know that one runner that keeps getting faster and FASTER... it's me, I'm that runner
Ultrarunners be like... "Feeling good might DNF later"
That mini heart attack you get when you can't feel your car keys in your pocket
When you survive another week of marathon training, eating healthy and having no social life
I find myself drawn to people who are funny, intelligent, and twisted. Bonus points for working some sexual innuendos into the conversation
*gym workout* One thing about me is I stare back... f*ck is you looking at
we ain't gotta argue baby, let's run it out
1 grader: I'm short but my dad is high teacher: it's tall, not high the dad:
Does anyone remember that time when ur body just worked? Like, just on its own? No pills, no scheduled exercise, no caffeine, no planned hydration, no stretching, no specific diet –you just woke up and boom, that sh!t was good to...
ZERO miles this Saturday morning. Sometimes all you need is a fantastic f*ck
Me: guess who ran a full this morning Gf: first of allllllllll, waking up to no morning sex is annnnnoying
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