Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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Anyone ever:  It's getting hot in here My brain:              .....so take off all your clothes  ME:  wtf why??  still? what year is it????
Me: wow this recovery run really  makes me appreciate the easy days My mind: destroy him  Me: but– My mind: I said f*cking destroy him
What feels illegal, but it isn't? Walking out of a running store without buying anything
I am officially off the market. I'm not in a relationship. I'm just tired of y'all and I signed up for  an ironman lmao
Science:  The human body needs  8 hours of sleep to function properly  Me on 3 hours of sleep:  We run at dawn b!tches!
Runners are so powerful... they'll take a smiling selfie for the gram even when they're actually laying in bed like
Him:  why's a pretty girl like you  still single Me:  i'm in training
Are you even "in training" if you aren't always sore as f*ck
I deserve pancakes and sex this  morning but the way my life set up imma have to settle for 7 miles and foam-rolling session
Getting back in shape after a loooong  workout hiatus is one of the best feelings. Feels like a bad b!tch has been rebirthed
We all cope in different ways.  I like running and being awesome.
No one:  Me: What a beautiful day  to go for a run and tell  everyone to f*ck off
My running group circle over the past few years:          2016     2017    2018     2019     2020
*scrolling Instagram happily* *remembers tomorrow is Monday* *scrolling Instagram stressfully*
Top 5 reasons to date a runner girl: 5• You'll get some alone time 4• We like it long, hard and      in the woods 3• We do it in the morning      at lunch or after dinner 2• We're not afraid to       get a little dirty 1• Short shorts...
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