Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
Back to eBibs

eBib Avatars eBibs

Therapist: Are you sexually active? Me: I signed up for an Ironman Therapist: a simple "No" is fine
PSALM 26:2 "Test me, Lord, and try me, examine my heart and my mind"
I hate going to the kitchen after my long run and finding out i'm the only snack in the house
Does anyone else whisper "what the f*ck" to themselves at least 57 times in the first 2 miles or is it just me
I actually have feelings for my bed
There should be a championship where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like f*ck it, let's see how fast humans can really run
Sometimes I wonder if all these running injuries are happening because I didn't forward that message to 10 people
Me: I'll add 2 miles to my long run... How harder could it be? Also me:
You know you're a runner when something cracks almost every time you move
Me: I'll run 5 today Garmin: 5.12 miles Me: wow looks like I gotta run 6 now
"Money can't buy you happiness." My friend and I buying happiness:
OMG! I haven't seen you in forever! Let's stand in everyone's way and talk about our annoying kids
Being on social media may waste my time but at least it also makes me angry and increases my chances to go for a run
I don't run through injury–that would be stupid. I simply refuse to believe the injury exists. That's tooootally different.
*First hundo–DNF* Me: I'll sign up for a new race when I feel ready Me at 9:30pm, looking up races: I feel ready
Result Pages: <<   ... 111  112  113  114  115 ...   >>