Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Running an ultra-marathon is a socially acceptable form of insanity
Singing out loud while listening to music during a run is the ultimate form of self care
2020 is in 3 months wtf
You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me... But if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting off first, or I'm going to die. It's really that simple....
Running's a pain in the ass. But it sure gives me a nice one.
Let's have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle.
You glow different when you just scored a new PR
I'm the kind of person that will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
Y'all ever cried over a marathon PR you missed by less than a minute?? That's a different type of hurt right there
NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE: ME: hey y'all do you want to see today's splits Of course you do, here they are
I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face?? Am I looking at you butt? No one knows.
"I wanna run Chicago with you"
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
That "Oh shit" feeling when you're winded by your warmup...
Find someone that looks at you the same way you look at the 2020 Boston Marathon Confirmation of Acceptance email.
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