Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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Whenever I see someone running  faster than me I say "They're not going as far"
I'm not sure if people driving by are staring at me because I'm running, or because I'm talking to myself.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
Why date a runner?? Because you like being with people who LOOK like they'd be good in bed
My hobbies include running and  thinking about the next time I will be running
You know you're a runner when...  you see another person running  and get jealous
DIET TIP: Your pants will never get too tight  if you don't wear any.
No matter how fire your selfies are, your race pics will always humble you
I always put my music on shuffle but then I get annoyed af when it doesn't  play the songs I want
GROUP RUN;  5 minutes of friendly conversation followed by 1 hour of listening to lots of people breathing really hard.
There is no magic pill. No special shake.  No secret diet.  Just get off your ass!!!
Anyone else feel personally attacked  by the non-runners when they ask  "Did you win it" after a marathon?
Not sure who needs to hear this but  you don't need a reason or justification to run.... you can just run.
I was meant to be rich I can tell by  the way I spend money
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if your dog is fat, you ain
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