Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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You might be a runner if you absolutely hate when your GPS watch stops  working and you don't realize until half-way through your run
When you thought you ran over  an animal but it was just a jogger
Monday......what a beautiful day to go  for a run and tell everyone to f*ck off
Never underestimate the strength of a woman. Never f*ck with one who runs 26.2 miles for fun.
I do this cute thing where I stay up  all night, and then feel like shit  in the morning during my run
Trying to be honest with my doctor  but not so honest that I get involuntary hospitalized  and miss my race  this weekend
Therapist: and what do we do  when we feel like this? Me: sign up for another race Therapist: no
"What's your favorite hobby?" Me: You mean between running and  being a bitch?!?
me: i haven't taken a photo of me  during a run in awhile  *takes photo* me: oh that's why
I'm having one of those days  that's not a Saturday
That moment when you have so much  to do that you decide you are not  going to do any of it...and just go for a run.
Therapist: and what do we do  when we feel sad? Me: buy running shoes Therapist: no
"I'M SUCH A SUPPORTIVE FRIEND" When my friends 'runfie' has been  posted for three minutes  and I'm the first to like  and comment
CAUTION: Fall Marathon dates on     calendar are closer than they appear
"There will be beer."
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