Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Did anyone else notice that it was January for 67 months and then all of a sudden it's August?!?
If you love her, buy her running shoes.
I just blocked someone for posting "Running sucks". I am not f*cking around today
You used my Nut Butter where?!? Yeah, you go ahead and keep that.
Running involves buying a LOT more lube than I ever imagined possible.
I'm 40 but I feel like I'm 20 ... Until I hang out with some 20 years olds for mile repeats. Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 40.
Don't run in the zoom zoom lane if you can't go the zoom zoom speed.
My doctor: "no running for 5 weeks" Me & Lil Nas X: "can't nobody tell me nothiiiiiing"
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SH!T!!!!!!! *me, day 3 of taper*
No one: Literally no one: Me: yeah i'm down for five
Me: *crossing the finish line* Mile 26.2: Congratulations. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.
At mile 20 I thought I was dead. At mile 22 I wished I was dead. At mile 24 I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2 I realized I had become too tough to kill.
OMG!! That wasn
Anyone else feel personally attacked by the non-runners when they ask "Did you win it" after a marathon?
You either want to be a distance runner or you want skinny jeans. You really can't have both.
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