Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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i like my morning run more than i like most people
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hot.
Be straight with me Doc. When you say "broken" does that mean I SHOULD or SHOULD NOT run my race this weekend?
Every time I go for a midday run in the park on my day off, I see an unexpectedly large number of people doing the same thing, and immediately start wondering what the f*ck all these people do for a living.
Running is for a certain body type: people with bodies.
If you went on vacation and didn't run or race, did you even go on vacation?
My doctor: When did it start hurting? Me: Maybe 2008. I can't remember.
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the half", is going to get punched in the throat.
"Where have you been? I haven't seen you in ages." Me:
Today's running forecast... BALLS. It's hot as balls.
Things that tell the truth: 1. small children 2. drunk people 3. online race results
This whole "Having a job" thing is really getting in the way of my training.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need anything from AMAZON today.
Do you ever catch yourself being hateful and bitter for no reason and you're just like???? Go for a freakin' run????
Explaining today's mile splits to my family even though they didn't ask & don't care
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