Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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Trying to embrace taper week is like feeding a kid candy then telling him  to sit still.... it ain't easy!!
Shoutout to everyone checking their  stats on Strava, Fitbit or Garmin on  the company dime right now
If you ever want time to slow down,  run on the treadmill.
You know you're a runner when...  you get mad that an injury keeps  you from running, not that  it damaged your body.
Long run and 95 degree weather,  what a mf tragedy.
Summer of 19 in 2 words  "Marathon training."
I basically have 3 hairstyles: straight, wavy and homeless
instagram bio: trail & mountain runner reality: owns a hydration pack
*Running in 2019* Post a selfie and your stats from the  run when you get home so I know  you made it back safe.
HIM:  Tell me what you want ME:  Running gear... HIM: No!!! Tell me what you want in bed ME: Oh! *gets in bed* running gear
JOB INTERVIEWER: What's  your biggest strength? ME:  Running ultras. JOB INTERVIEWER: What's  your biggest weakness?  ME:  Also running ultras.
NO ONE:  LITERALLY NO ONE: ME:  "Should I find a race  for this weekend?"
Does anyone else ever get the random urge to go for a run in the middle of  a work meeting?
Fitbit:  "Do what moves you."  Me:
How many times do I have to tell you,  it's not a hill it's an incline!
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