Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Sure, I'm a runner but that's not all there is to me. I also enjoy eating tacos and ordering stuff from Amazon.
*Runners on Instagram* "Getting few miles in with Amy." 4 minutes later: 76 pictures & 4 videos uploaded
When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either running a million miles or I'm not leaving my bed. There is no in-between.
TO-DO LIST: 1. Buy a turtle 2. Name it "The Speed of Light" 3. Be able to honestly say I can run faster the speed of light.
Just heard my husband tell my 4 yr old "You better clean up your mess or Mom is going to lose her sh!t" Okay... that's very true. I haven't ran in 3 days.
What's worse than heartbreak? Me:
*RUNNER'S LOGIC* Only a runner would consider it "winning" a lottery.. If they're picked, they get to run 26.2 miles and have to pay $11.3/mile to do so. YIKES!
If you love something, let it go. If it goes on sale, it's meant to be.
*comes home from race* No one: Literally no one: Absolutely no one: Me: GUESS WHO PRd TODAY, BABY !!
It's always too hot, too cold, too hilly, too flat, too wide, too narrow, too many people, not enough people, too long, too short, too early, too late, too fast too slow... At least until it's done. Then it's too over and you want to...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't make me choose between running and you!
Top 5 reasons to date a runner girl: 5
All my friends are getting married and having babies and I'm like... "Guess who
*bad day* ANXIETY: You're gonna run at least five miles *good day* ME: I'm gonna run at least five miles
Shout out to all those girls working on their strength. That sh!t is hard and we're proud of you.
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