Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to

gain 'em back?

eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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*early morning run routine* Drink some coffee, put on some gangster rap and handle it.

TRIATHLON: Why suck at only one sport when you can suck at three

In Race Entry Fees world, $200 is really like $11.40

"I'm done. I'm sick of this sh!t." NARRATOR: She was, in fact, not done & went on to finish the 100 miler in sub 24.

Too-Lazy-Fleece

NEW Runner Friend: "I read a book on injury prevention strategies. How would you describe your stretching routine?" ME:

When you finally get a friend to sign up for a 5k

I wouldn't say that running solves problems... but it prevents me from causing them.

That moment in the race when you hear sirens and wonder if you passed out and you're just dreaming of finishing.

drawstring

*me jerking off at 2am" My Apple Watch: "It looks like you're working out. 'RECORD INDOOR RUN'"

I like all of the things about running, like eating carbs, being cheered on, and wearing comfortable shoes.

I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.

Thanks dad for not pulling out and creating a f*cking legend! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!

FRIEND: Bro. Looks pretty hot... FRIEND: Never mind, she's a heel striker.

You don

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