Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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*passing a slower runner* Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Me: Don't do it... Also Me: *Another one bites the dust*
Your running friends are honestly a different level of friendship... like i tell them things i haven't even told myself yet.
Do you ever try to breathe quieter while running up a hill so the others could not hear you fighting for your life?
You know you're a runner when... you see another person running and get jealous.
Forever wishing that "miles" for boobs was a thing.
When a friend asks "How was your race?" and you don't know which race they are asking about since it's been a few weeks since the last time you spoke to that person and you've run 4 races during that time..
My daughter drew me showing off my favorite "bling"... I've never felt more understood
I used to sneak out my house to go to parties... Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.
I hate when people ask me what I'm doing over the weekend because "running 10-20 miles" makes me sound boring AND cocky at the same time.
Some days I run to LOSE myself. Other days I run to FIND myself. But most days I run because I want to add to my t-shirt and "bling" collections.
That moment when it's time to pick up your race packet
First runner to eat a banana: "This is not good" First runner to peal a banana: "Dude guess what"
You know you're a runner when... your friends no longer look at you like you're nuts because they know it for sure.
Call us JOGGERS one more time
Injured on this Global Running Day?? That
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