Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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**Username or Password incorrect** Hey, STRAVA..... why can't you just tell me which one?
RUNNERS. Ignoring doctors since... forever.
***Friday night*** ME: "I'ma go home to change and then meet y'all down there later."
"Daddy, why did Mommy run past our house?" "Because she misjudged the distance of her long run, so she can't come back home until her Garmin tells her it's OK."
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
TRACK: the only time it's okay for a man with a gun to tell you to take your pants off.
*Googles* how is it physically possible to be tired after 2 minutes of running?
FRIEND: What do you think about while you're running? ME: Walking.
Do people who say summer is their favorite season
Do you ever go on the treadmill and after few minutes, you think "this is exactly why I don't like treadmills"?
Let's run a 5k this weekend then drink like it was a marathon.
Here's the deal: I will absolutely NOT sign up for another race unless someone spends two whole minutes pressuring me
ME: *saves $20 from not eating out* ME: I think I'll reward myself by buying this $160 running shoes...
Remember when you didn't need coffee to wake up and melatonin to fall asleep and buying jeans didn't make you cry?
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance.
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