Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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People who tolerate me on days when I haven't had my run... They're the real heroes.
If you love women who run long distance, raise your glass... If not, raise your standards.
SEVERE COLD WEATHER WARNING * people are being told to stay inside unless going out is completely necessary * runners are being told to wear a hat
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
A route that you've driven hundreds of times never seems HILLY, until you're running it. What (and I cannot stress this enough) the f*ck.
You know you're a runner when... You have three natural enemies: drivers, dogs and doctors.
RUNNING OXYMORONS: *easy five miles *"only" a half marathon *humble marathoner *sanitary porta potty *ten perfect toenails *pre-run stretches *fast recovery YIKES!!
*Taper Crazies* No one: Absolutely no one: Not even my dog: Me: shut the fuck up
I was born to be wild, but only until 9pm or so.
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance.
Friends don't let friends do long runs alone.
Just changed my Instagram name to "NO_ONE" so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say "NO_ONE liked your photo"
You know you're a runner when... A race on the calendar = peace of mind
Honey, you think it's tough getting into a sport bra, wait until you try to take it off after an hour of sweating!
Your soulmate is the person who can tolerate you when you haven't had your run.
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