Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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It's the freaking weekend, baby I'm about to do 12 loads of laundry.
"I don't need another drink" - said not me last night
Me: treat yo'self Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO'SELF
Me: "You cannot have all four seasons in one week." MINNESOTA: "Hold my beer."
Did you know that 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a sh*t?
Sometimes all you need is a nap, a bottle of wine and 25 thousand dollars.
What I love about yoga is the nap time at the end.
When I'm asking for directions please don't use words like "west".
Me: Should I sign up for another race? Brain: No Wallet: No Legs: No Me: Sold!
You might be an ultrarunner if
Never thought I'd be the type of person to get up and workout in the early AM and I was right.
You know you're a runner when... you do all your ironing in the dryer.
You might be an ultrarunner if... you round off your PR
Sign you've been training for Boston: you have about four small errands you've been trying to get done for a million months.
Very proud of myself for not saying every single thing I was thinking out loud today..
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