Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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People think I'm laid back... I'm not. I'm just tired.
I've been trying to diet and work out but I've come to the realization that the only way I'm going to get "smokin' hot" is by being cremated
It's time to exercise and I'm still walking funny from my last workout.
When life shuts a door open it again. It's a door. That's how they work
When your friends suggest that you could just skip the run.... "You think this is a game?"
There is no angry way to say bubbles.
If you don't like me and still watch everything i do... Bitch, you are a fan!
I am not responsible for what my face does when crossing the finish line.
Dear Life, when I said "can this race get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge
Having a dirty mind makes ordinary training runs much more interesting.
ME: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. HIM: It's pronounced 'Croissant'.. And how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
I hate when I
Do sharks complain about Monday? NO. They are up early. Biting stuff. Chasing things. Being scary- reminding everyone they're a freaking shark !!!
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f*ck runs five miles in 30 seconds??"
The only thing that I will ever force in life is my skinny jeans over my big calves
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