Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Hate being hungover on Saturday and skipping your long run? Try drinking on Thursday!
You know it's cold outside when you trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it..
The air hurts my face. Why am I living where the air hurts my face??
Dear Mother Nature, get back on your meds, pop open a bottle of wine, and start thinking warm, happy thoughts...
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
I miss hating the summer heat.
Ugh.... January. This whole month is just a giant Monday
I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes like "Man, you're suck a Cheetah!" And they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever.
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.
I need an alert on my phone to tell me when my endorphin cup is running low, so I don't unnecessarily lose my sh*t on someone.
My two moods: 1. Runner's high 2. I'll cut you
Reasons why I'm currently alive: 1. Running 2. Coffee 3. Wine
The best ab exercise is walking... Walking away from the kitchen.
I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery. The odds are about the same.
I'm always weirdly proud when my pee is clear. Like, hell yea, I'm so damn hydrated!
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