Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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You know you're a runner when... you've tried to convince a friend to run a 5k with you because "it's ONLY 3.1 miles."
Don't blame the holidays; you were fat in August.
I know it's Monday.. But where are we running next weekend?
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between New Year and Christmas.
Never say NEVER with anything running related... "Never could I run a 5k." ...DID IT! "Never could I run a 10k." DID IT! "Never could I run a Half-Marathon." DID IT! "Never could I run a Marathon" ....DID IT!
You know you're a runner when... You can run 6 miles nonstop and still feel out of shape.
Honey, if you think it's tough getting into a sport bra, wait until you try to take it off after an hour of sweating!
Santa baby, just slip a Garmin under the tree for me; been an awful good girl, Santa baby, a pair of running shoes too, light blue; Santa baby, I want a PR... and really that's not a lot... So hurry down the chimney tonight!
Four stages of a man's life: 1. you believe in Santa 2. you don't believe in Santa 3. you are Santa 4. you look like Santa
Dear treadmill, I hate you.. but I need you. Relationships are complicated.
My eating habits range from a fitness model running enthusiast to hungry unsupervised child in a candy store.
When we're young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of the parties to go home.
Running helps me maintain my "never killed anyone" streak.
1% of the population will run a marathon in their lifetime; it's their obligation to talk about it so the remaining 99% will know what they are missing.
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