Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Scientific research suggests that runners lose both their sense of personal space and smell after completing a race.
Turkey Trot: a race before a Thanksgiving meal that burns the equivalent of 6 oz of turkey. Wait, what? Only 6 oz of Turkey! That's it??
Talents: 1. Eating 2. Running 3. Signing up for races *Not necessarily in that order
Ok, fine. I'll run. But I'm going to complain the whole time!
There's no place like home. To poop.
My fitness goal is to get down to what I told the DMW I weigh.
I run because I don't have enough self control to stop emotional eating.
Trying to make protein shakes.... But they keep coming out as margaritas.
*Chafing the dream*
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
My thoughts while running continually go from OMG to WTF.
Wait until we tell them we have to run back too!!
I'm already planning what I'm going to eat after this.
"What size pants do you wear?" "LEGGINGS."
5:00AM The hour when legends are either waking up or going to sleep.
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