Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun. You don't need  running shoes to run, but it f@*ken' helps.
What I love most about running is walking the whole time.
RUNNING FRIEND. One who listens, have a never-ending supply of inane  chat and will happily call anything over 2k a "good run". Always willing  to walk up hills, cancel when it's raining and celebrate all  activity, however minor,  with...
My during the week: My body is temple. No carbs, lots of water. Me on the weekend: My body is a frat house. Mexican food & margs  till I die. Pizza for  breakfast. Who  wants to get  mimosas?
A clean house is a sign of an injured  runner
"You're still a rockstar" I whisper to myself as get into bed  before 8pm
If we keep running, we've got to come across a wine bar, eventually.
Exercise helps you live longer?  That's funny.. I feel like I'm dying!
*wakes up* (the day after a marathon) Ah that muscle soreness probably ain't too bad I can still.... *starts moving a little* I'VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK
I'm either.... 1. Running 2. About to go for a run 3. Thinking about running
Just slung my t-shirt off and threw in on the other side of the room where  there are already 3 other t-shirts.. If my math is right,  it's Thursday.
My running outfits range from  sleek cat woman, to neon traffic cones, to probably pajamas...
*loses 3 lbs* (Next Instagram post) "If anybody needs help with their diet or coaching, email me. Rates-$250/month"
Rest Day.  AKA "Thinking about running all day" Day.
My week is basically:  *Monday *Monday #2 *Monday #3 *Monday #4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday
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