Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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My favorite "stretch" after a run...
Trying to get in shape... Maybe running 5 days a week, it's often called "OBSESSIVE"... So sitting at home watching TV 7 days a week isn't?
RAA (Runners Anonymous Association) "Hi, my name is Bob and I've been running for 8 months." "Hello Bob."
The only gambling I do is buying new running shoes when my go-to model gets an unwanted update.
I consider Monday a success if I've fully recovered from my Saturday long run or race
Congrats on finishing "Bark in the Park 5k".... Sorry your dog is in better shape than you
I avoid buying needless things by spending all my money on running gear and race entry fees.
My friends are all "Fall... pumpkin lattes, Uggs, sweaters"... and I'm over here... "Fall... cooler runs... Duh!"
The next person to say "Oh, you're only running the Half", is going to get punched in the throat.
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of running a Boston qualifying time.
You could sleep in on Sunday. Or, you could drag your ass over 13.1 miles just for a cheap medal, t-shirt, and a glass of wine. Welcome to the insanity!
So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking on weekends, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
Bottle of Wine = 487 Calories ...or Five Miles. (yeah, start running !!)
"Will Run for Beer 5k" done !! I'm just going to put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
Runners be like... I have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions than I do of staying up late enough on a Friday to see if I won the Mega Millions.
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