Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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I might get up and go jogging today. I also might win the 1.6 billion lottery. Same odds.
For me, a true champion is a guy who'd never ran before and decided it's time to change his life and start running. Believe it or not, that takes a lot of courage.
I'm glad I'm only competing with myself because everyone else is kicking my ass.
I ran... and my house is clean. One of these is a lie.
Marathon? Nah, I'm training for Black Friday!
You share your deepest, darkest secrets with your running partner... And then barely recognize them face to face in street clothes.
Not to get technical... but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
If my alarm is set for 6:00 and you wake me up at 5:54...PREPARE. TO. DIE.
Remember when I was really into running after I signed up for my first half? Now that I've signed up for my first full marathon... it's worse !!
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits... Go for a run, go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
The average person walks 900 miles per year, and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which means the average person gets 41 mpg... Not bad.
The truth is you can always run faster but sometimes the truth hurts.
For runners, Sunday is a day of rest... The rest of the laundry, the rest of the house work and the rest of all the other stuff we can't be bothered to do during weekdays.
A banana is 105 Calories. A glass of Prosecco is 80. Choose wisely.
SUNDAY: 90 minutes of running... followed by 14 hours of sitting on my ass.
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