Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Difficulty sitting on a toilet? Dread even the sight of stairs? Difficulty getting out of bed? Difficulty walking? DIAGNOSIS: Ran a marathon!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This sh*t was not what I expected
Depresso... the feeling i get when i run out of coffee.
It's the start of the brand new day and I'm off like a herd of turtles. But I run.
I hate when people see me at the beer tent and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
If my alarm is set for 6:00 and you wake me up at 5:54...PREPARE. TO. DIE.
In bed by 8 pm on a Friday night is code for "there is a race tomorrow".
Can't decide if I need a long run, a hug, a gallon of ice-cream, bottle of wine, or two weeks of sleep...
That embarrassing moment when you realize that person wasn't waving at you.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and realize there's someone inside...
I wonder if Chinese runners get angry when they buy a souvenir at Chicago Marathon Expo just to find out it was made in China?
I want to run away, but I can't afford it.
I've never been to jail, but I did get stuck in a sports bra at a Lululemon once.
Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey, hey Mickey !... face it, you didn't read that, you sang it.
**Username or Password incorrect** Hey, STRAVA..... why can't you just tell me which one?
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