Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Pre-Workout: 160 calorie protein shake. Post-Workout.. WHOLE 16" PIZZA !!
How long was your run? *GPS says 3.87 miles* Me: About 4 miles
Always keep a good bottle of wine in the fridge for "special occasions." Obviously, my run is a special occasion. I've started running daily!
TYPES OR RUNNING INJURIES • 1% fell down or turned my ankle • 99% I feel unusually good I'm going to run a little longer and maybe run a little faster. Wow I feel grrreat WTF?? NOOOO, I OVER DID IT
The worst thing about being sick is constantly thinking about how out of shape you're becoming while you're sick.
SATURDAY: 90 minutes of running... followed by 14 hours of sitting on my ass.
How far will I run today? Far enough to deserve this many cupcakes!!
When people ask me what I do for fun... STRUGGLE.
Aging is not a disease. It's an opportunity. To qualify for Boston.
I know pushing the button repeatedly won't make the crosswalk change faster, but it's not like I have anything else to do right now.
She believed she could... but she was really tired. So she didn't.
Raise your hand if you ran a little harder today because you were thinking about everything you ate over the weekend.
Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, and remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.
Remember when teachers used to say "You won't have a calculator everywhere you go." Well, we showed them.
We should start referring to 'age' as 'levels', so when you're level 80 it sounds more badass than just being an old person.
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