Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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So if I go running on weekdays just to burn enough calories to make up for my drinking on weekends, does that make me a runner or an alcoholic?
RunDisney... Where Halloween is just an average day.
You know you're a runner when..... You HATE when training runs don't end EXACTLY on a whole number.. But for some reason, you have NO PROBLEM with the numbers13.1 and 26.2
"Is he Ok?" "I'm not sure... but he keeps asking me to pause his Garmin."
A good run is a lot like a strong cup of coffee. It energizes you, revitalizes you.. And kinda makes you wanna poop.
Raise your hand if you ran a little harder today because you were thinking about everything you ate over the weekend.
One day, my fridge will take revenge on me. Every half hour it will go to a room, open my door, stare at me for 3 minutes, then it will leave...
Can you come pick me up? Where am I? Well I was on a runner's high and I think I am in Ohio.
I plan on having such an awesome run, Morgan Freeman should narrate it.
Me at night: I'm getting up at 6am to run. Me next morning: maybe I'll just do a few sit-ups and call it a day.
I wish running felt great during and terrible after instead of the reverse, because I seem to be better about doing things in vodka order.
I'm sorry if I don't wave or smile back at you while I'm running. It's just that I'm trying very hard to not die.
Tomorrow I'm definitely going to start running, no matter how many days it takes
Don't cry because it's over, cry because you forgot Body Glide and it's time to take a shower.
I'm thinking of running a marathon. Well, I'm thinking of TRAINING for a marathon. Okay, I just want to carboload.
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