Why does it take two weeks to take off

three pounds and only two days to 

gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?

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Woke up in running clothes. I really  admire drunk me and her ambitions.
Running is the only time my mind  is quiet. Probably because I'm  focusing on not falling down.
That awkward moment running near  a friends house when you want to text  them "hey, can I poop in your bathroom real quick?"
When you still haven't pooped before your race
RUN.  Because some questions can't be answered by Google.
You know you're getting old when  you start running longer and longer distances for no reason.
The runner who finishes last... Is the one who gets the most value  out of their entry fee!!
I promise I am a lot nicer than my "resting run face"!
The Dr. said "Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation. And take these pills for pain." Then she asked if I had any questions.... I replied, "So can I run tomorrow?"
Being at work can be enjoyable... ...when you're ordering  running shoes online.
Dear people who are great runners AND very muscular... WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME?
In desperate need of a full body  massage, 4 days of sleep and a trip to the Bahamas.
I thought my dryer made my clothes shrink....Turns out it was my refrigerator!!
That "uhh ooh" feeling when you're winded by your warm-up!!
Diet Monday - Day 1: I have portioned out all my meals for a week.  Diet Tuesday - Day 2: All my portions for the week are now gone.
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