Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
eBib text : Why does it take two weeks to take off three pounds and only two days to gain 'em back?
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Tangerines are oranges that didn't want it bad enough. DON'T BE A TANGERINE!!!
IBUPROFEN; Drug of choice for when the runner's high wears off!
I'm glad I'm only competing with myself because everyone else is kicking my ass.
WINE !! Because running can't solve all your problems.
I like all the things about running that aren't running... Eating carbs, confortable footwear, being cheered.
During sex you burn as many calories as running for 5 miles. "Who the f**k runs 5 miles in 30 seconds??"
NEVER SAY NEVER with anything running related... "Never could I run a 5k" ....DID IT! "Never could I run a 10k" ...DID IT! "Never could I run a Half-Marathon."...DID IT! "Never could I run a Marathon" ...DID IT!
There is no magic pill. No special shake. No secret diet. Just get off your ass !!
No matter how good you feel on your run... There will always be a woman pushing a stroller that's running faster than you!!
Do I get a discount for my pedicure if I only have seven toenails?
I like to keep my metabolism guessing. Like... what's it gonna be today - Starvation or 6,000 calories? Stay tuned to find out.
THIS TOO SHALL PASS. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.
Taking off a sweaty sports bra should be considered resistance training.
Just changed my Facebook name to
When the candles cost more than the cake... You still chase women, but only downhill. Happy Birthday!
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